My best friend is disabled and here are two of the worst pickup lines (she claims they weren’t interested in her – but I know better) she has heard:

“I noticed you’re handicapped too…we should get together”

“Would you like to dance? I noticed that you have the same DISEASE (horrible word cuz it’s a disability not a disease) as a friend of mine…he has one leg shorter then the other too.”

or another one… (she gets this all of the time in various forms)

“What happened to you?”